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Apparently the police asked Tiger’s wife how many times she hit him. She
said “I don’t know exactly, but put me down for a 5.”

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Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a
hole-in-one.


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What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a
ball 400 yards.


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What was Elin doing out at 2.30 in the morning? Clubbing


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Why did Tiger crashed into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn’t decide
between a wood and an iron.


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Why did Phil Mickelson call Elin yesterday? To pick up some tips on how
to beat Tiger.


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What is the penalty for getting it in the wrong hole? Ask Tiger, he
knows.


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Tiger drives very well on the fairway but doesn’t fare very well on the
driveway. Rock me.


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Whats the difference between a golf ball and a caddy? Tiger can drive a
golf ball.


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Nike wants to drop their endorsement due to accuracy problems.
Apparently, Tiger’s spraying his balls everywhere.


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It turns out that fixing Tiger’s game and fixing his marriage both
require the same thing: better control over his putz.


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Why was Tiger’s wife mad at him? She heard that he played a-round in
Australia.


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What will the headline be if they prove it is domestic violence? TIGER’S
WIFE MAKES THE CUT


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Tiger just changed his nickname but still kept it in the cat family.
Cheetah.


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Elin Woods has a twin sister named Josephine. Know how to tell them
apart? Elin is the one holding the bent 5 iron.


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First words spoken to the paramedics by Tiger: Who are you? And what
are all these trees doing in my living room?


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Tiger Wood’s shirt is all red- problem is, there’s no tournament, and
his veins are a pint low.


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What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They’ve both been
clubbed by a Norwegian.